Cat one: Aren’t you too drunk already? Cat Two: Bro, do you know what happens when I drink more? Cat One: What? Cat Two: My hands shake more; and what happens when my hands shake more? Cat One: I don’t know Cat Two: I spill more! Cat One: Okay? Cat Two: And the more I spill the less I drink Cat One: Yes? Cat Two: And so you see Dear Watson, the more I drink the less I drink, and in order to drink less I need to drink more. Cat One: uh! I need another drink.
Cat One: That’s balderdash. Cat Two: What the hell’s a balderdash?? Cat One: It means nonsense, I meant you don’t make sense. Cat Two: Oh, why didn’t you say so? Cat One: I did, and I used less words in doing that, it’s called using your vocabulary. Cat Two: And how do you earn this vocabulary? Cat One: By reading – by learning more words Cat Two: So you mean to say, I have to learn more words so that I can speak in less words? Cat One: Yes! Cat Two: Isn’t that just like my drinking paradox, my Watson? Cat One: Balderdash!